I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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