Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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