Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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This deserves further explanation...
Sooo your dad forces you to get drunk and sleep in the couch... Sounds like a winner of a family
Why would your dad intentionally get you drunk would be my first question.
Ok northeast Ohio!
Sounds like the beginning of a bad incest Porno.
Better than sleeping in it I reckon...i say good idea
Forgot to end this with "come pick me up". Why would you hide the puke in your fathers home. This is lame and fake
11:15, my thoughts exactly.
In soviet Russia your dad got u drunk so you wouldn't see him suck dick for beer money
You're a drunk bitch that let your dad get you hammered enough so you wouldn't remember him pounding you in the ass you cunt. Fuck northeast Ohio