you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
We smell like vodka and hangover
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