For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Are we still banned from the library?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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