What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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