you guys were way drunker than both of me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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