But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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