how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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