Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
please come you make the beer taste better
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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