I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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