Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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