Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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