Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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