I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
