I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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