So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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