I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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