i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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