are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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