Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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