is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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