I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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