the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Found the puke drawer
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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