Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My vagina just clenched in fear
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