I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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Have fun and good luck.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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