You really coming over, don't trick.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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I could fuck to npr.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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