You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
