Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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