69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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