Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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