Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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