My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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