It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
where am i from again
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
