So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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