is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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