3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Dicks are not precious.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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