love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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