Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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