Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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