Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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