Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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