He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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