you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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