The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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