I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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