i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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