seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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