ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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