This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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That's because the Velcro restraints are there. You can use them like seatbelts too!
next time don't use the stove to heat the house without making sure the pilot light catches
until two fat fuckers go whaling on top of it
the tales of daytona beach.