can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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