I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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