It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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