Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
Randomize
