Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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