All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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