whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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