i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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